Arrr mateys! It be th' time o' year fer me late piratical pumkin! One o' these years I be plannin' carve up sumthin' for International Talk Like a Pirate Day proper, but this be not the year!
Since me treasure chest be gettin' low on yer pirate patterns, I had to be makin' do with th' scurvy Cap'n Jack Sparrow. Th' catch be from off the port o' Zombie Pumpkins: [link]
This here salty pumkin be makin' him look a migh' bit strange, an' I couldn't decide if he should be walking the plank! But we best be startin' off th' pumkin season right, so I threw him out onto th' poop deck instead o' the brig!
Light Version: [link]
Pattern be belongin' to Zombie Pumpkins: [link]
An' this here carvin be belongin' to meself!